The problem with racing Nostradamus is that, if he accepts, you know you're bound to lose. He already *knows* which races he'll win and lose, and I can't imagine he'd accept many losing propositions. Also, he cheats.
His tires are bulletproof. Also, he can dodge bullets like Neo and Nicholas Cage in that awful new film he's in where he sees the future and his hair is long. He can also shoot babies out of his cigarette lighter.
Damn the future!
HA! This is awesome!
Dude, I wish I could race Nostradamus, I'd shoot out his tires!
The problem with racing Nostradamus is that, if he accepts, you know you're bound to lose. He already *knows* which races he'll win and lose, and I can't imagine he'd accept many losing propositions. Also, he cheats.
His tires are bulletproof. Also, he can dodge bullets like Neo and Nicholas Cage in that awful new film he's in where he sees the future and his hair is long. He can also shoot babies out of his cigarette lighter.
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